Phucker Sharlitan Joins Staff of Kierkegaard’s Ghost

Kierkegaard’s Ghost (News that’s fake, but credible) The Ghost welcomes with pride the newest member of our editorial staff, Phucker Sharlitan. Mr. Sharlitan comes to us from the distinguished news network, Faux News. He is known for his relentless pursuit of stories the “lame stream” media persistently ignores. He was among the first to uncover … Continue reading Phucker Sharlitan Joins Staff of Kierkegaard’s Ghost

Russian President Declares Red States Indepenent Nations

(News that’s fake, but credible) In a hastily called meeting with the Russian Duma held early this morning, Russian president Vladimir Putin declared all “red” states, that is, states of the United States leaning Republican, to be “sovereign independent nations.” Pointing out that all of these states had been wrongfully annexed by an illegitimate regime … Continue reading Russian President Declares Red States Indepenent Nations

False Prophets, Conspiracy Theorists and the Gospel Antidote

FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY Deuteronomy 18:15-20 Psalm 111 1 Corinthians 8:1-13 Mark 1:21-28 Prayer of the Day: Compassionate God, you gather the whole universe into your radiant presence and continually reveal your Son as our Savior. Bring wholeness to all that is broken and speak truth to us in our confusion, that all creation will … Continue reading False Prophets, Conspiracy Theorists and the Gospel Antidote

An Address to Supporters of Donald Trump in the Spirit of “Golden Rule 2020”

Dear Supporters of President Donald Trump: I just read in the Christian Century magazine that Christian leaders across theological and political divides are pushing an initiative called “Golden Rule 2020: A call for Dignity and Respect in Politics.” Part of this initiative calls for people of faith “to take a pledge” to promote the Golden … Continue reading An Address to Supporters of Donald Trump in the Spirit of “Golden Rule 2020”

Impeachment Hearings to Go Hollywood

Kierkegaard’s Ghost (News that’s fake, but credible) In a rare show of bipartisan cooperation during the otherwise contentious impeachment hearings, House Republicans and Democrats have agreed to substitute professional actors to perform their respective rolls. “We keep getting complaints that the hearings are boring and that they lack pizazz,” Rep. Adam Schiff told reporters earlier … Continue reading Impeachment Hearings to Go Hollywood