Kierkegaard’s Ghost

(News that’s fake, but credible)

The Ghost has just obtained the transcript of an interchange between Vice President Kamala Harris and Fox anchor Bret Baier just prior to her interview on Fox News.

Democratic presidential nominee Vice President Kamala Harris recently sat for an interview on Fox News with chief political anchor, Bret Baier. The interview coverned a wide range of subjects, including immigration, the economy, responding to U.S. adversaries and more.

Proir to the interview, Harris was heard to express some reluctance to Baier about appearing on Fox News. 

[Begin transcript]

Harris: I don’t want to go among mad people.

Baier: Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.

Harris: How do you know I’m mad?

Baier: You must be or you wouldn’t have come here. All mad people come here. Rudy  Giuliani, Kari Lake, Kristi Noem and, of course, Donald Trump. If you were sane, you wouldn’t set foot in our studio. We haven’t had a sane voice here since Chris Wallace left us.

[End Transcript]

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FAKE NEWS ALERT: The above article is satirical. The events it describes didn’t happen.  “There are people who will say that this whole account is a lie, but a thing isn’t necessarily a lie even if it didn’t necessarily happen.” John Steinbeck