Rep. Steve King Demands Investigation into Obama Dissolution of NASA UFO Monitoring Unit.

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Iowa Representative Steve King announced today that he is pressing for a congressional investigation into Barack Obama’s connections to extra-terrestrial interests. “Am I the only one who doesn’t find it highly suspicious that, just as Barack Obama wins re-election securing his second term, the defense department’s unit on UFO monitoring gets shut down?” King went on to point out that, although Obama’s purported Hawaiian birth certificate was a cheap photoshop, no one has yet been able to come up with a Kenyan certificate. “I’m thinking maybe that’s because he wasn’t born in Kenya,” He told reporters. “I’m guessing that Mr. Obama is more ‘alien’ than we ever suspected. I’m also wondering how many of his alien comrades he has managed to slip through our air defenses and resettle in the United States since 2012?” Mr. King insists that getting the investigation underway could not be more urgent. “For all we know, there could be hundreds of extraterrestrial sleeper cells waiting for the order to rise up.”

Mr. King also pointed out that the threat is not unrelated to the “immigrant caravan” making its way toward the southern border of the United States. “We don’t know who these people are, where they came from and you can be damn sure they won’t have any documents on them. They could be from any corner of the universe.” He went on to say that the potential influx of extra-terrestrials into our nation poses a serious threat to America’s national security as well as to its cultural identity. “It will be the end of our national culture. If we don’t take action to defend our borders and airspace now, our children will be learning Klingon instead of English and hairless, four-eyed, three fingered aliens will be taking our jobs.”

Later today, President Trump announced his full support for Representative King. “I’ve already called for the creation of a space force to defend us from the threats Steve is talking about,” Trump said in a recent interview.  He said also that he fully supports King’s call for an investigation. “We need to stop wasting time and resources on the phony Russia probe and start investigating real threats to our national security for a change.” Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders concurred, saying in a recent press briefing, “the president is even now calling upon congressional leaders to probe Mr. Obama’s dissolution of this critical arm of the national security apparatus and to renew investigations into his origins.” Mr. Trump has long been skeptical about former President Obama’s citizenship status. In a late Twitter message today he expressed relief that “we are finally going to get to the bottom of this.”

FAKE NEWS ALERT: The above article is satirical. The events it describes didn’t happen. “There are people who will say that this whole account is a lie, but a thing isn’t necessarily a lie even if it didn’t necessarily happen.” John Steinbeck

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